Urban Dictionary

A website that contains sex-related words in every other definition.

Person 1: I like Urban Dictionary
Person 2: Bro, that's gay as fuck. Use the Merriam-Webster Dictionary instead. It's way fucking more reliable than this bullshit.

by Kingdom Of Rhodesia February 18, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A site once used to search slang terms, now just a site people use to post their definitions of shovel penis.

Urban Dictionary is a sexual site...

by SkeletonGuy November 28, 2018

uRbaN DICTIONARY

Urban Dictionary, but spelled like their logo.

Urban Dictionary has a really funky logo.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where horny 14 year olds look at random words with weird meanings like Giorno Giovanna being a sex act..Literally phub but words and gifs.A disease.Literally its sole purpose is to give random people orgasms.

me:*goes on urban dictionary
urban dictionary:*first word is porn
me:*searches the word ''help''
urban dictionary:The act of screwing a girl to help her cope from being away from home
me:*searches the word ''cookie''
urban dictionary:a woman's pussy
me:*searches the word ''disease''
urban dictionary:A disease is you getting an orgasm at reading every one of our definitions
me:of course urban dictionary,might as well watch phub instead of reading these.
*no i dont watch phub

by 九条定文 August 3, 2021

Urban Dictionary Team

Surprisingly Actaully really nice people.

Fixed a bug that I sent them a complaint about.

The urban dictionary team rejected my definition.

The urban dictionary team fixed a bug I complained about.

by kieralovedanny December 3, 2024

Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023

urban dictionary

some dictionary (not really one at all) that anyone can edit making it just a shitposting shithole of shit

"the urban dictionary is a shitposting shithole of shit.."

by fucking_shitposting_hellhole March 23, 2019