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packing bananas 

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.
Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
packing bananas by DudeChet April 19, 2011

psycho bananas crazy

Jenelle off of Teen Moms 2
Wow Jenelle is so psycho bananas crazy!

Daniel's Bananas 

A phrase coined by a banker named Daniel who had to purchase a large number of bananas. He guesstimated the number of bananas he needed to reach a certain amount of money and was right on, to the penny.

This phrase is now used to express anything that happens to come out exactly right. ie: Grabbing a random number of stamps and having the exact number you need for your envelopes.

It is used on its own as an exclamation of your excitement.
"Daniel's bananas!! I had just the right number of stamps for my envelopes!"
Daniel's Bananas by abudobby July 11, 2019

APPLES AND BANANAS 

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES
PERSON 1: "Whats your favorite food?"
PERSON 2: "UPULEZ AND BUNUNUS"
PERSON 1 "APPLES AND BANANAS"
APPLES AND BANANAS by HTTPS TYF GG November 15, 2022
Banafa (Adjective): Someone or something really amazing.
Damn, check that dude's banafa'd out hat!
Banafa by Banafa'd out October 4, 2011

bananionic 

A series of 4 altered ionian scales in music theory. They are as follows. ( C concert as root note)
Jazz name numbers letters
Ionian flat 2 = 1 b2 3 4 5 6 7 = c Db e f g a b
ionian raise 2 = 1 #2 3 4 5 6 7 = c D# e f g a b

Ionian flat 5 = 1 2 3 4 b5 6 7 = c d e f Gb a b

Ionian raise 6 = 1 2 3 4 5 #6 7 = c d e f g A# b
The first bananionic scale sounds much stranger than the other three.
bananionic by fuckjazz January 28, 2015