Bird Turgling

The act of stealing somebody's toilet seat mid poo

You bird turgling buffoon you've ruined grandma's Christmas

by ChipTurglesBirds December 31, 2025

Eat two birds and a stone

A phrase used when one tries to multitask, but does somthing so stupid that it ends up escalating all the situations into further chaos.

Anthony thought he could record a YouTube video of his brain surgery. He was holding his selfie stick as he was going under anesthesia. In the middle of his surgery, he dropped the selfie stick onto the doctor, causing the camera to break, and the doctor ended up slicing off part of his brian. Now he cant pronounce words with letter "w". He really decided to eat two birds and a stone with that one

by That boleyn girl January 3, 2026

Birding

The act of aggressively targeting the backline

“I’m Birding their heals”

“They are Birding me”

by The birder January 4, 2026

A bird

A man that is not emotionally attached to you, all of the attention and love he is giving you is just temporary. Making him a “ Bird “

He arrives, then fly’s away.

Man she must of not known I’m a bird

by Phobicmannn January 5, 2026

James Bird

James bird is a sexy man from Guildford, he own 4 R34’s, 3 Rx7’s and 10 supras.

He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK

Girl 1: Have you seen James bird? He makes me wet when he 2 steps by me

by Saitama Speed Tribe November 23, 2021

liquid bird

A bird of darkness, enemy of light.

The liquid bird didn't want anyone's lights on.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Liquid birds/bees

The kinds of birds and bees that think marching or putting signs or posters everywhere is solidifying or hardening them.

The Liquid birds/bees claimed to be in solidarity with this cause or country or that cause or country, but really they were an enemy of anything that wasn't pro liquid birds/bees.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021