Captain Suck

My OC, who is looking for ways to break da law

Captain Suck sucks, he stole shit from my room

by PhoneGuyYT February 27, 2025

suck-up

one who kisses peoples ass

Estefefnia is such suck-up

by kittygirls September 23, 2018

pucker-suck

When two people put their buttholes together and clench at the same time

Hey man, me and my ole lady pucker-sucked last night.

by Regularweirdo May 3, 2024

Suck your boyfriends dick day

Suck your boyfriends dick day is a holiday where you have to suck your boyfriends dick. The holiday is on the 31st of January

"Did you hear its Suck your boyfriends dick day?" "no?" "better do it fast then"

by BarackOchungus January 29, 2025

Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020

max sucking trace

a slang term for someone who sucks everyone and everything.

"that dude is max sucking trace"
"real stuff homie"

by ray pisty June 11, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025