Simp

A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.

Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”

Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation

Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!

Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”

by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020

Simp

a man who does anything for a girl to raise her spirits and get nothing out of it sexually or romantically

“i feel so bad for Nick, he’s always simping for Emily and she always just denies him”

by lxrdmessy June 1, 2021

Simp

A Simp is a man who puts himself in a pathetic submissive position to a woman (Who usually already has a boyfriend) in hopes of at least gaining the smallest amount of physical contact. Simps are a subspecies of the Eugene who have specially mutated to win over girls.

Jacob over there is such a simp, he films his girlfriend while she gets ducked by his second cousin for her only fans account.

by certified Simpologist April 22, 2020

Ginger simp

When a ginger simps for an edgy girl who is older than them.

JJ: Ewwww look at George he's a Ginger simp

by anonymous November 29, 2020

Simp

Someone overly obsessed with someone, or just really likes someone

Zenitzu: I LOVE YOU NEZUKO CHANNNNNN

Tanjiro: what a simp.

Nezuko: mhm 😟

by QUEEN💖CARD August 18, 2023

SIMP

An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,

Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”

by Matestreymy February 8, 2020

leggy simp

People with long legs who are simps, often referring to females simping for males

Esther is a leggy simp

by Chamos October 7, 2020