Pittie

A variation for the word pit bike

I wanna take the middy out for a ride on the pittie

by Yurmomgey June 11, 2018

Piteo

When ur mom so thicc you fuck your dad.

Dude I’m about to pull a Piteo.

by anonymous June 13, 2018

Pitty relationship

When a person only dates someone because they feel bad for them

Ary and mr president are in a pitty relationship because arys uncle killed mr president

by Jacquelin kennedy Onassis June 18, 2018

Pitter

when you don’t know wether to be petty or bitter

Ex: “Erin give him a break” “no , let me be pitter “

by bleep blip loop March 1, 2018

Pitty girl

One whos already established herself a club member by showing off her pussy and tits to an official pitty club board member. She makes everyday brighter.

Cheri shes earned her #1PITTY GIRL STATUS. No one flashes herself to obtain a variety of items free the way this pitty girl does. If you have seen this pitty girl in action, you too would become an official pitty girl club member. Everyone loves a pitty girl.

by Cheri cox May 8, 2018

pityphile

A person who consistently craves pity and attention from every person they encounter. "They" always try to play the victim in any situation, and make sure to speak of all the misfortunes in their life that involve them, in hopes of manipulating all those around them, to feel sorry for them.(To throw them a pity party) This person can easily be compared to a parasite, such as a leech. Meaning that their main goal in life is to feed off of and consume any abled bodied person who is willing to reach out and try to help them. Pityphiles will suck you dry and drag you downhill , and still try to make you feel bad for their situation... They are most commonly suffering from a severe case of Co- Dependency... often making them have little to no friends... and only worsening their own situations , which in turn causes them to non stop bitch about their problems to anyone with ears.

This is the common cycle of a pro pityphile. Beware, they are everywhere out there.... whether they know it or not.

Matt: "Hey, we gotta run by Two Teeth Tony's house to drop off some cigarettes and a pop tart.... because he is having a hard time wanting to get up and try to go get a job.... and I feel so bad for the guy."

Travis: " Okay... Just make sure he isnt being a Pityphile again.... He tricked me into giving him multiple different smartphones of mine to "Borrow" after he smashed his own phone because he burnt some popcorn. I felt bad so i gave him 3 of my extra smartphones, and he just kept on taking them apart and breaking them until I didnt have any phones left to give.... and then I realized I was a victim to a professional Pityphile...

by TheyCallMe...BruisedWang! March 11, 2018

Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.

“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”

by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018