jakey

a real tzaddik. has a big dick and short legs, overall a hottie. likes memes and anime tits.

yeah i was talking to jakey

by forklift April 1, 2023

Jakes

Often referred to in drill rap, Jakes are symbolized as cops, or police officers

Runnin' from the jakes

by lanq April 30, 2023

jakebball11

Jake is a very weird guy from fishing simulator

Jimmy: Yo jakebball11 is kinda sus today

by Redjacko6 May 25, 2023

Jaked up

The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature

"Babe stop I'm all Jaked up"

by Nightshade03 June 1, 2023

Jakerilla

A fat ass that weighs 999999^9999999 he can eat anything and he is older than time.

Did you see that fatass? Oh you mean Jakerilla

by anonymous August 8, 2024

Jakey Boobcocks Cologne Heist

The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.

Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist

by The fat nutter August 29, 2024

JAKEN-IT

To falsify or fabricate a story in order to seek attention or personal gain.

"Dude, you here him jaken-it up in there?"

by hey-zoous September 14, 2023