Teh Jack

A dude hoo likes Mr Bean alot, and is watchin u now...

i rock dudes! i luv u all, my fellow luvvas! Teh Jack

by Link-Zelda December 15, 2008

Ram Jack

A type of sexual act/ position that involves the receiving partner holding their hand firmly around the shaft of the penis, essentially jacking them off while the giving partner rams into the receiver’s preferred oriface. The hand is always held firmly in place around the penal shaft without moving, making it an extension to the oriface.

Last night, Carlos and I tried to ram jack. He got off pretty fast, but boy is my hand tired from staying in the same position the entire time.

by TooSexyForABeatdown June 16, 2018

Jack attack

When you jack off so much that you feel like your burning loins are attacking you and everything you love.

Dude, I haven't seen you in days. Where were you?!

Massive jack attack.

I totally understand.

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Jacking Water

When you cum and its clear like water, you cant have babies while jacking water!

I came in my sister yeserday, but sadly i was jacking water... So no inbreads for us!

by PATTYCAKES SHADAD November 18, 2018

Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation

EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me

by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011

Jack Cristy

Can't even spell my last name retard eshay. He just tells the truth you don't bother him he won't bother.
Accept please search it up in urban dictionary person

Jack Cristy why you tryna bother him your get outsmarted

by HuxChrist June 12, 2019

Union-Jacked

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.

Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend

by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021