carpet fire

When your in missionary with your girl, and you take out a box of matches and light her pubes on fire. You then have to proceed to put it out with your nut.

Brady Morrison : you wanna do a carpet fire?
Girl: yes i love being caught on fire it’s so hot.

by pubelicker33 June 18, 2025

Balls of fire

To have explosive diarrhea that is so intense that the sheer force of the shit emerging from your ass causes severe abrasions to the back of your scrotum

“Yeah Gary’s not gonna be out of there for a while, he had balls of fire and is currently hollering in great and obvious pain”.

by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

Bush Fires

Slang term for seat heaters in cars . Refers to the area that is heated.

All mod cons in that car with aircon and twin front bush fires.

by Frandango October 9, 2022

Kung-Fu Fire Palm

When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.

He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.

by Drahky96 October 17, 2023

fire jocks

Fire Jocks refers to a true ginger minge, red on top and bottom!!

" Hey old mate, that chick would have fire jocks for shaw"

by Adso February 10, 2007

Fire

Girl You fire

He said Girl You fire as hell

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Mexican Fire Drill

After Mexicans heat up fish in the break room microwave you retaliate by putting a bag of microwave popcorn in for 10 minutes and watch it burn! I JUST PULLED A MEXICAN FIRE DRILL BRO!

Screw this smell of stinky fish in the microwave! I am pulling a Mexican Fire Drill

by Twnkie The Kid November 21, 2022