Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

dead

Memes and jokes about Leonardo DiCaprio not getting an Oscar

The memes are dead

by Leviosa Dragon August 16, 2016

dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.

Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living

by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022

Dead dick

Being beyond deadass serious

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will

by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023

Dead

When someone or something dies

I think it’s dead

by I think I’m dead March 14, 2020

Dead body

When you’ve engaged in sexual intercourse for no reason at all. It’s a dead End. No money or any real relationship has come from the exchange.

Girl 1: y’all was fuckin! ain’t that yo man?

Girl 2: hell naw, he ain’t talkin bout shit. He a dead body!

by titforracks July 14, 2022

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021