Bill the Cat 

Bill the Cat is a local hobo in Iowa City, Iowa, and the main inspiration for the character (of the same name) in the cult comic, Bloom County, which Berkley Brethead drew.

Berkley lived on Bloomington street in the early 1980's, and thus, being from Iowa City, knew of the famous Bill the Cat.

Bill the Cat is a man in his '50s (or older, by now), who is about 6' 5", and once burst into a laundromat, screaming "I got's me some new shoes!", being promptley chased from the premises by the owner, a women of five feet, armed with a broom, screaming "I thought I told you to never come back here!".

*My dad saw Bill the Cat breaking into a car back in '99.
*Dude, it's bill the cat!! What's up, bro-ha?
*How'd Bill get the name "Bill the Cat"?

Bill the Cat by B_nizzly July 7, 2008

stoner cat 

A stoner kitty that grew up.

You remember Jadice my stoner kitty? She's a full grown stoner cat now.

stoner cat by temporalwisard November 9, 2007

Pet the cat 

When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.

Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.

Pet the cat by bignigsmokingacig June 12, 2009

chill cat 

a person that is really cool

"Yo, alex, what you doing this weekend?"
"oh, im going to hang with a chill cat"

chill cat by Alexxxxxxx dudz May 15, 2008

scrub the cat 

Verb: to wash the female genitalia.

"I pulled down her pants, and told that bitch to go scrub the cat."

scrub the cat by yellercap May 14, 2005

Own3d by cat 

1. When your recording a video and your cat happens towalk by, and all the comments to your video are:"I like the cat" or other cat tings meaning they could care less about what yoou where doing.

2. When you go to pet your cat and it hisses and ownz you.

1. p1: The best part is the cat lol
p2: awwww that cat is so cute
p3: Own3d by Cat lolz XD

2. Me: Damn all i did was pet you
Cat: Own3d!

Own3d by cat by pseudonyman August 20, 2008

can my cat watch? 

"Can my cat watch?" is what not to say when you're on a first date and getting some action.

They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"

Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.

can my cat watch? by scodder June 29, 2010