cotton balls

something you would buy but not want as a nickname, as opposed to cinnamon buns.

Ya this is steve, and mark, and this here's cotton balls.

by Bret Polk November 8, 2010

Butter Your Balls

This is the act of having a girl take a volume of butter and rubbing your balls with it. It can be used figuratively though, as in, “Dude, she just buttered my balls” meaning any sort of pleasure was given to your genitals.

"Did your girlfriend Butter Your Balls yet?"

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

cat balls

Almost a mangina, you put your balls between your legs and turn around...and 'wham' you got some cat balls.

"Hey, wanna see some cat balls?"

by aimx December 13, 2008

jew balls

The old, crusty, disgusting scrotum of an uncircumcised Jew.

Jew Man - Suck my dick you whore.

Jew Woman - Hell no, you have them jew balls.

by Jew balls January 9, 2008

beer balls

Similar to whickey dick however, the drunkeness of the male is so intense, that the balls are also impaired and resist any sexual stimulation to encourage an erection. Also known as rum nuts!

"I can't go home with you if you're gonna have beer balls when we get there."

by Tinashe March 8, 2006

blue balls

When my boy friend ahs been cheating one me when has no clue i know. And i blow him so fuckin hard, then stop and say "Oh what the fuck ... whos name did you just say... you fuckin asshole !" Then after the fact he gets the worst pain he will ever fell in his entire life of living.

Damn it ... Fuck she knows!

by ChinyDink July 8, 2004

crap balls

Testicles that are smothered in faeces a ritual carried out by native americans.

Ah crap balls.

mmmmmmmm.....tastes like crap balls

by Correspondingly November 10, 2004