are you titting me

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

by LonnieLmao January 24, 2018

twisting your tit

The female equivalent of busting your balls

"Chill out, I'm just twisting your tit"

by Kasai_xo January 27, 2017

Bitch tits mcalpine

Someone being a bitch tits mcalpine is very good for the soul but bad for the mind.

Barry bee: “imagine shrek fucking lil huddy.”
Fiona: “you’re a bitch tits mcalpine!”

by The minecraft thot February 18, 2020

Grandma cheese tits

When someone's grandma has cheese in her tits instead of milk because when the milk goes bad it turns to cheese.

Grandmas tits had a little too much milk in them and turned into saggy grandma cheese tits

by Fag Bag Mcgee March 15, 2020

Clam Your Tits

When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together

Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Clam your tits)

by timdaddy125 May 26, 2020

head over tits

Aline from the movie You Don’t Mess With The Zohan!

It’s Time to go Head Over Tits!!!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

shit mah tits

it's a stupid phrase I made up i use it when I fuck up or am surprised or just as an alternative what the fuck.

Shit mah tits i just fell off of a cliff died then got isekai'd with a harem.
Shit mah tits dude i just saw two lesbians fuckin it was hot sht dude.

by 177013 is a masterpiece October 26, 2020