daddy dick

some 1 who has some good dick dat knows how to use it and satisfy a women needs

my baby joel gots da daddy dick

by Ashley November 24, 2004

chick with a dick

What I am. I have breasts and a penis-vagina. It's easy to get my gender confused. I just explain to people I'm both.

I'm a chick with a dick and I'm not ashamed.

by Salvatore H. Vitale April 16, 2008

Dino Dick

Slang. Biggest kind of penis you can have. Estimated to be 30 feet long and 15 feet wide. White people with jungle fever usually have it and so do black people with wierd names, such as Bovice or Orphieus. Yes, it is bigger than a shlong.

Dude, that chick that I did will never walk again because I unleashed my DINO DICK on her.

by Beastling54 March 7, 2009

Bushel of Dicks

A bushel of dick is approximately 435 dicks.

Go suck a bushel of dicks.

by DICK!!!! April 19, 2013

Skype Dick

A person who is a huge dick on skype client

xSkate is a Skype Dick

by Voiceeee August 18, 2011

Schmig Dick

Street slang for schmiggy which is the act of shooting herion and pcp into the large vain of the penis.

Everybody is schmig dick in the club tonight.

by ftkscrillan March 22, 2009

dumb dick

The epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior. Usually occurs while intoxicated.

Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.

by randyharwood May 28, 2013