Vag on my tits

The term for when a girl reaches second base with another girl.

You know that party Friday? Well this girl and I hit it off and I ended up getting some vag on my tits.

by Cuddly_kitten August 21, 2019

Clam Your Tits

When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together

Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Clam your tits)

by timdaddy125 May 26, 2020

What's her tits

The female equivalent of "what's his name?" when trying to remember someone's name.

Oh my God, like that girl we met at that party...you know?...What's her tits, there.

by yursh22 August 31, 2017

head over tits

Aline from the movie You Don’t Mess With The Zohan!

It’s Time to go Head Over Tits!!!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

One tit wonder

When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.

Friend A: "You get it in last night?"

Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."

by hahahahhahahahannah June 15, 2018

Grandma cheese tits

When someone's grandma has cheese in her tits instead of milk because when the milk goes bad it turns to cheese.

Grandmas tits had a little too much milk in them and turned into saggy grandma cheese tits

by Fag Bag Mcgee March 15, 2020

From the tit to the clit

A male that is a mama's boy who leave his mother's home to his wife's. A male unable to look after himself as his mother does everything for him and he has no skills. Moves in with a partner who takes on the role of a mother

That man can't do anything for himself..from the tit to the clit

by Fifilalalulu December 29, 2021