The one that got away

The sweet, kind guy who showed his feelings and genuinely cared for a woman and would have treated her like a treasure.

If you are reading this, you are the one that got away, and the girl who went back to the other guy instead of dating you regrets her decision.

by anonymous February 4, 2022

one hump pump

A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking

Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!

by maz33 May 3, 2008

one track mind

Having a one track mind refers to the instance that there is currently only one specific thing on your mind (which you may or may not make clear to your environment by returning again and again to said thing in conversations).

Guy: Dude, Barack Obama's speech was wicked last night!

The Other Guy: Uhmm, yeah, it was all right.

Guy: Oh, and dude! Did you hear about the puppy he wants to get? OMG, it's so cool.

The Other Guy: Yeahh...

Guy: Hey, you know what dude? Barack Obama, ---

The Other Guy: Bro, you got one sick one track mind!

Guy: Let's just come back to Barack Obama for a sec...

by Jaidte January 27, 2009

Charlie Golf One

Navy phonetic alphabet code for "Standing by and ready to assist.

In the days before radio, seafarers devised a system of communication based upon flags and pennants. Warships in battle line received visual orders from their commander. Merchant vessels plying the ocean's trade routes "spoke" by signal flag. Eventually, an international signal code evolved recognized by the navies and merchant fleets of all nations.

Almost any message that can be communicated by the human voice can be represented by a series of signal pennants. The topmost flag, the international answering pennant, signifies that the vessel has received a distress call - CHARLIE GOLF "Stand by to Assist Me" and is responding to that request. The remaining three pennants, CHARLIE GOLF ONE say "I will stand by to assist you." These four pennants reflect a long maritime tradition.

Jester is Charlie Golf One. State the nature of your emergency

by Larry Peer March 8, 2008

one hung low

to have one testicle lower than the other

man my one humg low is at least anotther 3 in. lower than the first

by CBS February 15, 2005

One Post Wonder

The people who register on messages boards, post one time, then disappear, never to be seen again.

The post that they post is usually a nonsensical one that only a select few might understand, but normally leaving much to the imagination.

A One Post Wonder may contain anything from smileys, the word "Hi", to the more common spam.

One Post Wonder: Hi! :D

*Leaves*

Member 1: What was that about?

Member 2: I've got no idea.

by Da Milkman November 14, 2009

One Two Stinkaroo

The act of urinating inside of a man or woman's anus shortly after completion of anal sex. It is so named because a #1 is taken on top of a #2 and the resulting mess is extremely smelly and sticky. As this is one of the most horrible things one human being can do to an other it is almost always accompanied with a subsequent break up.

Did you hit that bitch in the shit?

Yeah, and I gave her the old one two stinkaroo then dumped her.

by Zithers November 16, 2009