lo-job 

recieving oral sex while participating in a game of halo

bitch! give me a lo-job while i pon some uber noobs!

lo-job by Liam Gerard Johnson October 28, 2007

Fan Job 

Process of sticking your penis in an ocilating fan with the hope of orgasm and the hope that you wont get sprayed with your own seed.

Ches asked for a fan beacuse he was lonely and needed a fan job.

Fan Job by sausage and pancake on a stick April 28, 2009

window job 

when a guy puts his penis out of the window and shuts the window hard until he comes.

last night my girlfriend didnt want to have sex, so i gave myself a window job

window job by coaaoc May 15, 2009

Bangladesh Hand Job 

A hand job with your mouth, lots of tongue

I gave the cab driver a Bangladesh Hand Job and my ride was free

Bangladesh Hand Job by Skwo10 March 3, 2014

Jedi Blow Job 

A rusty contaminated,ball pump is stuck it in the pee hole and inflated like viagra would do but it's really inflating it with poisonous gas that causes you to have cum squirting out of your belly button,eyes,nose etc. (after you are dead two anonymous jedi dump on your mother's chest)

The Jedi Blow Job often happens to nerds who do not happen to know shit about star wars.

Jedi Blow Job by Ota-Wan/Darth Castro October 22, 2009

monkey job 

An expression of credulity or moderate odium towards an object or person, typically unrelated to primates and/or occupations

You dumbass monkey job, get it right next time before I sodomize you with a hedge trimmer.

monkey job by Sir H4x May 18, 2003

paint job 

to lick up and down the shaft of a penis

I gave him a paint job, and then he gave me a pearl necklace.

paint job by painterlady March 15, 2008