Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

by MysterMaan July 31, 2011

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Jack Time

When a friends time keeping is so poor, they arrive anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours late...

Alex: Dude where were you?
Jack: Oh sorry I'm running on Jack Time

by Mack1990 August 17, 2011

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Hackey Jacking

The disgraceful act of serving ones hackey sack to ones self.
Similar to masturbating.

Bro stop hackey jacking you are making everybody upset.

by The3niglets September 1, 2011

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(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation

EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me

by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011

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Jack Grimley

A charismatic man with a massive penis who every woman is in love with. He is a tall, lean, blonde, blindingly beautiful boy who women can't stay away from.

When Jack Grimley looked into her eyes, she instantly creamed her pants

by Attractiv shawty January 11, 2023

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