stream-jacking

is when someone spams your Google+ stream with lengthy posts so you have to scroll like crazy for posts of your other followees.

Stream-jacking is performed by self-important people who enjoy smelling their own farts.
A stream jacker is highly probable an attention whore

Oh man, this fella is stream-jacking the crap out of my Google+.

I've had it with you and your attention seeking. So long, stream-jacker. (Pressing delete key)

Stream-jack your mama, bitch. (Pressing delete key)

by MrZee June 12, 2012

jacking the refresh

when one is reached complete boredom, or boregasm, and has nothing better to do than repeatedly hitting the refresh button on facebook. Most often there is no significant change whatsoever, just the same news about how Becky has just gotten her new haircut and she wants people to "hit her up."

None of my friends answered any of my texts, so i was just jacking the refresh until i could find something better to do.

by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

by MysterMaan July 31, 2011

Jack Time

When a friends time keeping is so poor, they arrive anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours late...

Alex: Dude where were you?
Jack: Oh sorry I'm running on Jack Time

by Mack1990 August 17, 2011

Hackey Jacking

The disgraceful act of serving ones hackey sack to ones self.
Similar to masturbating.

Bro stop hackey jacking you are making everybody upset.

by The3niglets September 1, 2011

Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation

EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me

by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011

Jack Grimley

A charismatic man with a massive penis who every woman is in love with. He is a tall, lean, blonde, blindingly beautiful boy who women can't stay away from.

When Jack Grimley looked into her eyes, she instantly creamed her pants

by Attractiv shawty January 11, 2023