swegg rolls

The tasty deliciousness that is the southwestern egg roll. Corn, peppers, black beans, spinach, chicken, and cheese, all wrapped up in a deep fried tortilla. Delish!
by sammiixsue May 06, 2012
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Rolling out the white carpet

Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo
by Mr. Snake_187 November 19, 2015
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Roll Fat

To roll the biggest number on a die or dice
"Okay... we do not want to roll fat." *rolls a six* "And just like that I roll fat!"
by crafty453 August 03, 2023
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fence and roll

A fake Farrow and Ball paint
Nice paint job, is it fence and roll?
by Aengus beef July 01, 2023
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fence and roll

Fake farrow and ball paint
Nice paint job, is that fence and roll?
by Aengus beef July 01, 2023
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Shit Roll Invader

Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse
All the nosh is hand prepared, which is nice, but I forgot to mention, he is a shit roll invader!
by Sheep2000 August 06, 2016
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Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged
Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
by fuzzybuzzz January 30, 2019
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