Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

by MysterMaan July 31, 2011

Jack Time

When a friends time keeping is so poor, they arrive anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours late...

Alex: Dude where were you?
Jack: Oh sorry I'm running on Jack Time

by Mack1990 August 17, 2011

Hackey Jacking

The disgraceful act of serving ones hackey sack to ones self.
Similar to masturbating.

Bro stop hackey jacking you are making everybody upset.

by The3niglets September 1, 2011

Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation

EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me

by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011

Jack Grimley

A charismatic man with a massive penis who every woman is in love with. He is a tall, lean, blonde, blindingly beautiful boy who women can't stay away from.

When Jack Grimley looked into her eyes, she instantly creamed her pants

by Attractiv shawty January 11, 2023

Taco Jack

When a man gets a hand job from someone who is missing their thumbs

Well, I see you've lost your thumb. Is there anyway a brother could get a lil Taco Jack.

by VelociPhiloso January 11, 2021

Jack in the Box

When a man masturbates into a cardboard box and delivers it to his girlfriend

Girl: “WTF is this?”

Dude: “You said that you like Jack in the Box?!”

by Hhfttx April 1, 2021