Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hhfttx

Pirn

When you are typing porn on Google and accidentally type an “I” instead of an “o”

Tissues and Lotion? check!
Check...Pirn

Pirn by Hhfttx April 27, 2021

When a man masturbates into a cardboard box and delivers it to his girlfriend

Girl: “WTF is this?”

Dude: “You said that you like Jack in the Box?!”

Another way to say “idiot” in a nicer way

Girl 1: “Are carrots a fruit?”
Girl 2: “No, you are such a Joe Biden!”

Joe Biden by Hhfttx April 1, 2021

When a person doesn’t know how to spell “Holocaust” so they spell it like this

“When I learned about the Hall of Cost in history class I was so sad.”

When someone doesn’t know how to spell “Barack Obama” so they say this:

“If Barroco Barner is our president, then why is he getting involved with Russia, SCARY!!”