National Simp Month

All December you are allowed to simp. Skimping is allowed during this month.

Johnny: Why do I always have to be a simp?
Greg: Don’t worry bro, it’s National Simp Month!!!

by treythekidd December 9, 2020

Punch Avocado Month 🎮⚡ #6969

You can punch 🎮⚡
#6969 during december!

"I will punch during Punch Avocado Month 🎮⚡ #6969!"

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Demolish a weeb month

One will chose a month and find a weeb that the person is friends with, or that they know and roast the shit out of them.

You: Hey! Its demolish a weeb month!
Weeb: huh?
You: Yeah! Your build like a fucking pear my guy! Because you probably sit on your ass all day watching anime!

by LB Delirious January 1, 2021

African History Month

African History Month Is an Annual Celebration Of The Achievements Of People Of African Descent And Recognition Of The Enormous Contributions Africa Has Made To The World’s Civilizations

Date: 1st March 2021 – 31st Mar 2021
Significance: African History Month unifies, celebrates Africans in Africa and people of African descent all over the world.

African History Month will rewrite the history of Africa.

by AfricaRepublic March 9, 2021

National Sex Month

The whole if April is National Sex Month but if your love don't want it it get down to making out month

"i will get alot of sex in before NNN since it's National Sex Month "

by National-King March 17, 2021

international hit a man month

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3

you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

Bridget De Montemas

Stinky woman with ADHD

"What the fuck is she doing?" "Don't worry her names Bridget De Montemas" "Oh fair enough then"

by Will Gray Drinks Beer March 25, 2021