Box of cocks

A box that alexia keeps under her bed because her boyfriends penis is so small and unsatisfying she has to use me or that box to pleasure herself

ALEXIA should go choke on that box of cocks she keeps under the bed.

by T1K3232 March 24, 2020

Photosynthesis(for cocks)

Photosynthesis is of the process by which green plants and some other organisms use sunlight to synthesize foods from carbon dioxide and water. But there is another. Photosynthesis can be used to enlarge a penis. Think about it. If bananas are curved up toward the sun they use photosynthesis. Therefore our cocks use photosynthesis as well because when we get hard our cocks point up. We can use photosynthesis to enlarge our penis. This has never been found out because we always have our boxers on. So men...time to increase our cock in size.

"yo bro have you done the new Photosynthesis(for cocks)"
"Naaaa bro Whatchu talkin bout fool"
"dude my cock just grew 8 inches in 3 hours!!!"
"NOOO WAYYYY HOWWWW"
" I SWEARR, u just have to pull it out in the sun"

by Mexican Toad & White Chocolate May 7, 2020

pencil cock

A penis that is skinny like a pencil.

Girl 1: Have you slept with Larry yet? Girl 2: No not yet. Girl 1: I heard he has a pencil cock. Girl 2: Oh great, that means he won't even touch the sides.

by jimmybomm October 15, 2020

Jaguar Cock

A cock that smells like a Jaguars dick cheese

Damn bruh you got a fucking Jaguar cock is cheesy like some Gouda cheese

by Fidget spinner licker October 20, 2020

Champagne Cock

Similar to a champagne birthday, its the N'th guy a female has sex with where N is the day of the month you were born on.

Sully was my champagne cock, I'm born on the 11th and he was the 11th guy I've let inside me.

by sexdeviant November 27, 2012

dust cock

when something is so dusty (usually a car) that you just HAVE to draw a cock on it with your finger.

"i got dust cocked last night at 7/11. it was tragic."

by jayjoob June 27, 2012

cock jumper

A person whom cannot be without a penis in their life. A cock jumper always has a boyfriend until they find the next one. A cock jumper is never alone.

That damn Sam is such a cock jumper she jumped off Eddie for Fred in less than 24 hours.

by DJSTUBBLEBUBBLE July 14, 2013