swing-ball

The origins of the game of swing-ball are both complex and convoluted. Sadly, much of the history of this great sport has been lost through the decay and ravages of time. Nevertheless, a rough sketch of the creation and development of the game can, at least in part, be ascertained.

In the Autumn of 2001, a handful of high school students from Hawthorne, New Jersey met to discuss their plans for the upcoming season. The game of soccer had grown in popularity in the small town over the last few decades, and several of these young men actively took part in the local school team. The group hoped to develop a training regimen that would assist in improving their own dribbling and passing skills, as well as general fitness and agility.

The result of this brain-trust would be what we now know as swing-ball. Early pick-up games at Goffle Brook Park quickly became common-place, and a call for organization and structure for the sport soon became deafening. In response to this, the founders of the sport agreed upon the establishment of an official organization: the United Swing-Ball Association (U.S.B.A.). This association now oversees all known amateur and professional leagues globally.

It is hoped that this website will assist in uniting and mobilizing all future grassroots efforts for the advancement and establishment of swing-ball leagues.

Ben: There's a swingset!
Charlie: Anyone have a soccerball?
Dave: Yeah!
Joe: Anyone up for a little 2 on 2 swing-ball?
Unison: HECK YEAH!!

by DMBoyd June 13, 2008

Taddy Balls

Fuzzy little balls.

I need a ball shaver to get the taddy balls off my sweater.

by wkellys January 23, 2009

ball greedy

A term in football when a player of a team likes to keep the ball all to them self and not pass it

Dennis: Come on Bradley pass to me I'm open
Bradley: No I can do it all alone

Dennis: Oh you ball greedy cunt

by Upstairsdragon February 12, 2014

Qweef Ball

The game of Qweef ball requires players and a tennis ball. the goal is quite simple. throw the ball into the gap in the couch cushions that represent a vagina. when you barely miss, or it pops out, this is considered to be a premature ejaculation. when it hits both cushions, but it doesn't go in, this is called a sideways splatter. The game is just like around the world with basketball, but you just take a large step back and shoot the tennis ball. Have fun and qweef your way into the fun!!!!!!!

Qweef ball!!!! THROW THAT SHIT IN!!!!!!!!!!

by Merv the Perv March 11, 2014

Bowling Balling

Buying someone a present with the intention of being able to use it yourself, such as Homer Simpson buying Marge a bowling ball he himself could use.

"I'm going to get her a cd from that band I like."
"Man, you're bowling balling, aren't you."

by oldjimmy November 1, 2014

Ball Licker

Term used for licking somebody's salty balls. It can also be an insult to an annoying prick.

"Quit being such a ball licker, you're ruining the fucking party Miley Cyrus! You're freaking out the guests, stop licking everything you see!"
Miley Cyrus: Starts licking balls.

by Thar Master November 9, 2014

Flip balls

Going ape shit; to lose all self control and verbally and/or physically attack someone; getting pissed off and going on a tirade.

"What the hell man! Don't touch his radio, he might flip balls, and then your life will be over."

"I ordered my burger like 20 minutes ago. I'm starving! And our waitress is talking shit with the staff? I'm about to flip balls and cuss this bitch out!"

by Major Bingus May 10, 2015