reverse-invitation

An elegant "RSVP" card dat asks you NOT to attend some fancy-pants shindig.

If they'd known he'd been planning to cacophonously crash their "perfectly-planned day", Cassandra Wong's folks would likely have sent Wayne Campbell a reverse-invitation to said wedding-service!

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

Reverse Zwart

The opposite of typical zwart behavior, tall, free of spelling errors, no late night rants in the gc, doesn't live in a firefighter town

An hour ago this giy called me with a "quick question" right before I wanted to take a shirt. It wasn't quick so I just walked away to take a shit, figuring I'd tell him I didn't here the last 5 minutes when I got back, but when I got done shitting I forgot, and went outside to stare off like I do, then like 10 minutes later was like "oh shit!" And ran back to my computer and the niqqa is STILL talking.

zwart did a reverse zwart on somone insane

A tall engineer without typos

by Ben Zucc February 25, 2025

the reverse mary

It consists of the member without a penis of the relationship hanging upside down from the beam of an abandoned building and sucking the member with a penis of the relationship until he cums.

optional: the man can carry dynamite close to his chest

ps: gypsies and lesbians no

WoW! Mary eats my dick again! The reverse Mary IS real!!

by BahfhabanzkKka2 February 25, 2025

Reverse gas mask

A sexual position where one person sits upon another person's face and proceeds to fart

"Babe, can you give me a reverse gas mask?"

by SpirantGalaxy February 27, 2025

Reverse Commute

The act of making a bowel movement directly after a hot shower.

Thanks to the tacos, I had no choice but to perform and emergency reverse commute

by anonymous March 1, 2025

Reverse Knittle

When you have intercourse with such an atrocious person that your dick literally turns inside out.

That sex was so awful that I REVERSE KNITTLE’D

by Donkonio V2 March 2, 2025

reverse mode

Something great on a pretty boring day.

Actually happened, Santa Cruz:

Stoner 1: Dude, that's the guy that was complainin bout seagulls at the snack-shack behind us.

Stoner 2: Duh. I can see him. He ordered the same sandwich I did. The number #88.

Stoner 3: You guys went to the Crab Shack without me?

Stoner 1: This guy just had to have a pickle and red herring. It's number 88.

Stoner 3: 88's my second luckiest number Making for me.

Stoner 1:Go get one. Maybe a seagull will reverse mode on your forehead with seastar perfection and swoop it outta your maw tea-baggy style.

Stoner 3: I will. And I get your point. No more looking up chubby pomagranates on my phone. I'm so lucky...I wanna cry. D

by Rev Modé November 24, 2021