Reverse-mute

Have you ever muted the TV during the commercials, only to unleash your wife's blabbering about some subject you couldn't care less about? I mean, commercials are annoying, but your wife puts them to shame. Well, you can't tell your wife to shut up, we all know how that ends, but what you can do is "reverse-mute" her.

The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.

As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.

An annoying commercial had just kicked in on the TV, so I muted it. My wife took this as a license to tell me about some stupid movie she watched last night. Blah, blah, blah blah. On and on about the movie. Finally, I had enough, so I resorted to the reverse-mute at full volume. Not being able to compete, she finally shut up and we had peace and harmony again.

by Del Ritchie February 17, 2022

reverse cobra

The act of evading a kiss by swerving your head backwards.

James tried to make out with me, I reverse cobra-ed that shit.

by Maaaaaaaaaa. June 10, 2016

reverse mad

To get mad at someone because you have done something that they will get mad at you for. The active part of a guilty conscious. Typically seen when someone is caught in a lie. Also known as blame shifting.

I am fighting with Moira, she's reverse mad at me because I confronted her about lying and she said I was an asshole for not trusting her.

by holoveuse August 25, 2014

Reverse Jenga

To put the wood in instead of taking it out. To fuck. To have sex. To screw.

I'm so horny. When we get home let's play a round of reverse jenga.

by KRayna June 2, 2024

Reverse-Birthing

When a bald man inserts his head into a woman’s vagina.

If you think that fisting porn is gross, you should see this reverse-birthing video.

by DefinitelyNotDouggie October 8, 2022

Reverse Anaconda

When you unhidge your anus to let free your bowels and regurgitate.

Dean preformed the reverse Anaconda to let lose his bowels.

by DictionaryExspander March 23, 2022

Reverse brown nosing

When someone who you used to brown nose starts brown nosing you back.

Remember when the new Vice President was hired and Brady was the biggest brown noser? Now the VP is reverse brown nosing!

by Luke Willis February 12, 2015