Happy

An actual name! Always changes their mind last minute. Also always stares into space. Also hates when someone makes a pun out of their name.

Riley, “are you always happy, Happy?”

Charlotte, “hahahahahha”
Happy, “shut the fuck up”

by Rileytheog September 12, 2019

Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019

Hairy Autistic Wog stalker

Hairy Autistic Wog stalker term is frequently used to bring home the bacon and pretending that everybody knows his business in meaning trying to undress little girls with his eyes and taunting older women by singing love songs such as ''Sharing the night together '' By Dr hook and using the bacon to lure in the older mammoth that drives his sexual desires crazy this particular person loves to watch a good old scratch in the back of the neck of a TOP OF THE LINE SEXY BITCH Whilst punching his best friend in the face and masturbating in his face.

Older women : OMG my sexy man has gone to jail what will ;ife be without him im left here with this curly wand with scabies on his chest oh man i am even tempted to try voldemorts son over there cursing the wall an picking on the innocent girl

Younger Girl : When is Hairy Autistic Wog Stalker getting back the Stupid Son of the devil never arked up this much until he was gone damn must i be the only one to find something wrong with this picture or be the only person with morals to know it is truly wrong to love men in so many colors and sizes geezer this is something that is deffs called a puchero .

by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019

Happy

When you have a genuine nice feeling. Like joy , contentment, etc etc.

Joe: wow, Ligma seems really happy today
Robert: Yeah, the complete opposite of me.

Joe:

Robert: Wait who’s Ligma?

by *cries in broke* September 29, 2019

happy

gay

i just kissed chris pratt im so happy

by sexyboy699 October 6, 2019

Happy

"happy" is defined as:

"a state in which one is not, or not at all, unhappy; it is the result of the best disposition in us to seek pleasures; it is a matter for regret or praise."

Smartie AI : Are you happy?

Your partner : Do you like doing this?

Your partner: Yay, you found someone more intelligent!

You: Are you happy with your AI partner?

by SmartieAI October 6, 2019

Hairy Mongrel

When someone man or women that has not trimmed or groomed their pubic hair in a very long time.

That guy has a hairy mongrel.

by Now What October 17, 2019