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Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.
"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."
by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023
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dead sailor

When you are having vaginal sex and it slips in the wrong hole
Last night John and I were doing it and I swear he tried to dead sailor me on purpose!
by Realest g around February 17, 2023
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I’m dead

i’m dead is a statement that implies that one has either died from laughter or embarrassment; this statement is not literal
i’m dead!”
by urban dictionary user #1885 February 18, 2023
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dead beat

A person in the child's life typically a older sibling or parent that does not do anything for the child.
The dead beat sister ran away to leave it on her younger brother to raise their youngest sister and brother after their parents died. Cus she didn't want to Have to spend anything on anyone but herself. She was so much of a burdens. Deadbeats man
by 459395 February 18, 2023
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If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Does Not Have The Accidents Of Spartanisimu < The High Priestess> They Are Dead To Me.
If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Does Not Have The Accidents Of Spartanisimu < The High Priestess> They Are Dead To Me.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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MANKIND IS DEAD

The text that appears in red when, let's say, a robot, dives into the depths of hell to get blood, cause that's its only source of survival.
MANKIND IS DEAD
BLOOD IS FUEL
HELL IS FULL

OBJECTIVE UPDATE: GET A WEAPON
by Boonduck April 2, 2025
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