Cock Wallabies

Named from the part of human anatomy, the "cock" mixed with the namesake of the adorable smaller marsupial cousin of the Kangaroo "Wallaby" "Cock Wallabies" Is an expression used to describe anxiety, discomfort and frustration towards a person or situation that must be endured whilst keeping peace...

With regards to a person: "My Partner is giving me the right Cock Wallabies with their non stop talking and needs!"

At Work: (unexpected tasks for a project): "I just arrived at the jobsite Boss, its got the Cock Wallabies jumping all over my knob"

Anxiety / Discomfort /Frustration at thought of umdesirable future situations "I've got the Cock Wallabies just thinking about it..."

by Cock Wallaby January 25, 2020

cock bust

When a male with genitals repeatedly smacks a hammer on his juicy throbbing cock when it bleeds put it in a dogs mouth or cat in desparate situations for a cock bust. its also related to docking sometimes if both men enjoy cock busting

hey you coming to the bar?

no im gonna stay home and cock bust.

you shouldve said earlier ill come but i dont have my good hammer.

thank god i hate doing it alone!

by sexyshaggingmuffin69 April 14, 2020

Getting cocked

When I woman is dreaming she’s getting fucked really good by someone other than her boyfriend

(Clint) hey baby Why were you were moaning in your sleep.

(Johnnie) oh baby I was dreaming I was getting cocked by that hot guy I met at the gym.

by Kennclie April 16, 2020

gamer cock

Simply put, it is the Cock of a gamer. Typically covered in smegma due to the lack of showers and covered in pubic in hair due to in a lack of shaving. They are typically 4.20 to 6.9 inches in length.

Gamer 1: I am insecure about my Peepee
Gamer2: Why bro?
Gamer1: I have a Gamer Cock

by Gmaer February 17, 2020

#1 Cock

Jacob Hawley

fuck you jacob hawley, you are the #1 Cock

by Soggy Pants February 19, 2020

Cock Plug

When you bust your load in a female and keep your stationary cock in her to prevent semen drippage

I used the cock plug on a girl last night, hopefully she’ll know about that in 9 months

by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020

Cock Rocked

When a girl is so in love with a guy to the point where no matter what the guy does she’ll always comeback for a relationship. Similar to the word “pussywhipped” but is a label used mainly for girls who can’t hop off a guys dick.

“Bruh Amanda is SOOO cock rocked over Brandon”

“Dude I know, she walked in on him fucking another bitch for the 3rd time this month and Shes still with him”

by 3 inch thunder March 5, 2020