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Canad

Derogatory slur for someone that is from Canada.
Canadian: Your all shit!
Person1: you're
Person2: yeah you stupid canad
by Zuntar January 31, 2022
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cana-duh

Aside several places as exception (which the rest of cana-duh-ans will shame), land of shaming, lying, corrupt hypocrites — unbridled briitteeesh culture. As such, have no natural sense of things & always just goes what's popularly taught in institutions. "Liberal paradise", you say? Even fake california has got it more together. Left, right, they cannot do right. Do not even begin to expect to.

Typically brrreetish, can only do well when they are using & exploiting people. You won't see a place that internationally & outwardly advertises diversity, in their "cultural mosaic" but HATE differences. Forget about being anybody in cana-duh. Forget it.

The only way to actually go up is to be as bad as they are... And, even then, still keep fending them off.

Practically sends invitation cards to countries full of people as terrible as they are in droves — the indians, chinese & fellow breeetish-types. So, they can pile up in this glorified heap, set up to take other oblivious immigrant's entry money & keep them down. Then globally broadcast canadian-brand diversity & values.

Cut off the American freeloading of economic trade, law enforcement (police departments & fbi) & intelligence agency (nsa, dhs & cia) aid for a year & this sorry-off-an-excuse "country" is lucky to still be Second World. I suppose keeping up appearances can only go so far. Sorry, what was the border for again & crossing it just to shame your only benefactor? Who's stupid again?
canuck 1: Eh! My hand is stuck in a vase, eh! Wat doo ay doo?
canuck 2: cana-duh... Slack jawed, vacant look, pauses I duuunno either!.. Ehehehehe!!!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 14, 2021
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Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.
Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?
by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021
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canada

A ball of ice a freezing cold ball of ice
don't go to Canada in winter
by a real canadian December 16, 2021
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Caleana

Also can be known as "Celeana" which means, 'Love of Play'
wow that girl Caleana is good at everthing!
by Kōmori December 18, 2021
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Canadian Eatout

Loosely put, a Canadian Eatout consists of eating out a girls pussy after drizzling it in Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons coffee while watching a hockey game. Usually when the hockey game consists of her favorite team against her least favorite team.
What’s your plans for this weekend?
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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Canadian Moment

When you jerk off and it's only Maple Syrup coming out.
"Mason! Mason! I just had a Canadian Moment."
by DuckMoment December 21, 2021
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