come meet my cat 

Please have sex with me.

I'm free for the next hour - come meet my cat!

come meet my cat by tpq August 24, 2014

spred cat spat  

when your girl takes an herbal laxative for 3 days straight and comes over you house for some action and shits all over your face .

I got hit by the spred cat spat last night ,You should have seen the dirty brown dishwater blasting out her anus all over my face and chest !!

What a warm sensation that sped cat spat .

spred cat spat by Poogi February 28, 2009

Piano Cat 

a cat wearing a blue onesie playing a tune on the piano. it usually comes after a video of somebody or thing failing, or epic failing

dude! that spider-man wannabe just got owned by piano cat!

Piano Cat by cherypi May 22, 2010

pissy cat 

pissy cat: some one who is being a belligerent ass, and licks and or sniffs anus's, and also likes penis's in or around their face at all times.

Damn john you just punched a guy at the waffle house,what a pissy cat!

pissy cat by bigredbear5000 April 30, 2011

Soul Cat 

The expression of one's true passion or love for something or someone.

Joe: "Clyde, what do you love most in this world?"

Clyde: "I would have to say that art is my soul cat."

Or

Tj: "Drake, do you really love Mikayla?"

Drake: "Yeah dude, she is definitely my soul cat!"

Soul Cat by Alaric C. October 28, 2014

Chessy cat

Chessy cat is a 60's slang term to describe someone with a wild grin on their face. Or someone who is really happy or excited.

It's the abbreviation for Cheshire cat from Alixe and the wonderland.

He was just smiling like a Chessy cat!

Chessy cat by SewerRats4life April 16, 2019

this cat just j 

This statement refers to a very humorous and funny video commonly found in discord servers. The video contains a very funny cat going "nyo nyo nyo nyo nyo nyo" on a sink, this video is a modified version of a gif where a cat drinks water where it is now modified and goes "nyonyo nyo."

People laugh when seeing these jokes.
You laugh when seeing these jokes.

You laugh when seeing these jokes.

You laugh when seeing these jokes.

You

Funny Friend 1: Haha!! This cat just j video is funny!!!
Funny Friend 2: Hahaha!!!!
You: Hahaha!! This is funny!!!

this cat just j by eggplantette July 30, 2021