UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018

Anal Extinction

The art of fisting ones rectum to the point where as they recieve brain damage or major physical retardations.

Did you hear John gave his girlfriend an Anal Extinction last month? She has to be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life now.

Jenna got the Anal Extinction and never stood up again.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

anal disruption syndrome

when the insides of your anus tear out and find themselves someplace else, anywhere other than where they should be.

John: Aw man, I'm having trouble with this anal disruption syndrome...
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*

by thetrueboi June 7, 2018

Hitler's anal

The main tool Hitler uses against women

Teacher: What was harassment evolved from?
Student: Hitler's anal
Teacher: ...

by ZeBurgerCow June 17, 2018

Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."

Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe

by CoreyTech June 18, 2018

National anal day

june 26

its National anal day

by hio5 June 21, 2018

Anal-prob

When a narcissistic dumbass wants to tell share too much information about his pending colonoscopy and can’t even spell probe.

“Getting ready to start the prep for my anal-prob tomorrow afternoon...”

by FoodThief July 1, 2018