A quadruple chocolate cookie sold by sainsbury's. Each cookie contains over 100kcal and has been likened to sex. Though very satisfying at first and during consumption, a feeling of disappointment at the short lived pleasure is unavoidable. In the end, the consumer is left with a feeling that the cookie was not as large as hoped, over too quickly and not particularly satisfying.

Are there any sex cookies left?

No, I ate the last one, wasn't really big enough to fill me though...

Sex cookie by chemengfun May 25, 2010

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Sex dialed

The same as being butt-dialed (being called on the phone by accident; the origin of the name comes from the phone being in the back pocket of someone and the keys being pressed when the person sits down and accidentally calling someone) except it occurs while the caller is having sex.

You can tell you've been sex dialed if you pick up the phone and nobody talks on the other end, and all you hear are moans, etc.

Travis: I was just sex dialed, like legit.

Gavin: sex dialed?

Travis: yeah, like butt dialed, except...

Gavin: OH. HAHAHAHA. Who was it?

Travis: Mike... fml...

Sex dialed by gkalavik April 22, 2011

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sex keyboard

A woman who maks highly questionable noises during sex, such that it sounds as if you are just pressing the sound effect buttons on a keyboard rather than pleasuring her.

*ooh-ooh-aah-aah*
*woof woof*
*ding dong*
*squelch*
*mmmmooooooo*
*beep-beep*
*dropped cutlery*
*police siren*
*tearing paper*
*helicopter*
*meow*
*baby laugh*
etc.

Dude 1: Do you think she's faking?

Dude 2: Nah, she's just a sex keyboard

sex keyboard by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

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