metal sucks and is gay 

The fucktard going by the name "metal sucks and is gay" is a rap-obsessed halfwit who believes that all metal is emo, despite the blatant fact that emo is punk. He has many other logical failings, and believes that anything he hates is automatically "gay". The unnecessary use of the word "gay" only proves that he is in fact a repressed homosexual.

"metal sucks and is gay" is a disgrace to all homosexuals who hate metal. LGBT metal haters, rise up and fight this wannabe!

metal sucks and is gay by LGBT metal haters must rise! December 1, 2009

Suckerjunk

1) Junk belonging to a sucker.

2) Useless garbage that doesn't deserve to exist in my dimension.

This book ain't nothin but a crazy pile of SUCKERJUNK!!!

You're full of suckerjunk!

You're car is a rusty box of pure suckerjunk on wheels!

Suckerjunk by SuckerJunk Exterminator April 8, 2009

closet sucker 

A male who enjoys sucking a cock but does it without openly expressing this joy to his peers or social surroundings.

I never knew Peter liked to suck cock, he was a real closet sucker.

closet sucker by Ryan Big D September 16, 2007

sucks big one 

It's pretty bad.

Integration of StarTeam with Delphi 8 sucks big one.

sucks big one by TObject May 28, 2004

Sucks Monkeys Balls 

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

Sucks Monkeys Balls by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

sucks to be you 

A phrase which expresses mild sympathy for the plight of another, while implying greater relief that those circumstances have befallen someone other than the speaker.

The phrase is the American translation of the German 'schadenfreude', which denotes actual pleasure in the suffering of another.

Wow, dude, she gave you herpes? Sucks to be you...

sucks to be you by MikeyT June 18, 2004

cum sucking gutter slut 

female crack whore, that loves drinking cum for money.

Boquita is a cum sucking gutter slut.

cum sucking gutter slut by G. Jones October 7, 2006