cum bush

A bush near the subway that nafariously smells of jizz

''Has any one walked past that bush that smells of spuff?''
''Oh yeah,the cum bush''

by Ashwa June 19, 2003

cum recepticle

an offesive term when telling a person to shut their mouth. generally told to a male.

"shut your fucking cum recepticle!"

by bryanface May 13, 2006

Bubble Cum

When a man makes a women chew a piece of bubble gum and then stretches it out on the head of his penis. Then he cums into the gum creating a cum bubble.

"WOW, thats the biggest bubble cum I've ever seen."

by James Milano January 12, 2009

cum feint

To fake a male orgasm. Usually including yogurt or other white substance hidden during sex and thrown on to the bitch as you make sounds like you are actually cuming. If they can fake them so can we.

I pulled a cum feint last night by slapping banana strawberry yogurt on my bitch's back. I don't want no damn kids.

by JAGIV June 29, 2008

cum post

A post formation, designed to accommodate the large quantities of cum that a man can produce. The idea is to aim and fire at this ejaculate column.

I am about to cum. Please hand me the cum post.

by Gregory Goofballington February 20, 2005

cum guziler

a bitch who likes to guzil cum by the buckets.
2. A girl who does not spit but swallows when u cum in her mouth
3. A person who likes cum

See that girl right there she is a cum guziler

by Matt Messier January 14, 2005

Cum Blanket

To cover your sexual partner(s) with old tissues that were once used to wipe up cum after masterbation

Baby, i'm going give you a cum blanket

by ritualist December 15, 2009