the state of being one step beyond "done", to a hitherto-unseen state of exasperation with existence. Got its name from the state of being on school Zooms on a Friday.
"The physics teacher tried to get the class' attention, but it was a Zoom friday, and no one was paying attention."
by Claudius Hemosphere Taglain November 20, 2020
Get the Zoom Friday mug.When on a video call, you start to talk but stop because the other person starts to talk but they stop to let you talk. This repeats for a few moments as you all say half words but then stop for the other person to say a half word.
Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.
A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.
A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
"Dude I got totally zoomed on a call with my gramma! Was on for half an hour but we only accomplished ten complete sentences."
by K.J. Rolling November 24, 2020
Get the Zoomed mug.The girls where zoom snorting during their six hour zoom room.
The teacher was mad when Mary zoom snorted during zoom class.
The teacher was mad when Mary zoom snorted during zoom class.
by Ohnoooo April 27, 2020
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Jessica: What are you doing?
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late
by a typical human being April 28, 2020
Get the Zoom mug.Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.
by Assignment 5 April 28, 2020
Get the Zooming Out mug.When a student from another school flashes a zoom class call. Normally flashing buttocks or breasts on a rare and more intense situation the male or female genitals are shown on the call. Typically leads to a serious conversation with school administration and the "zooming" occurs a week after.
Did you hear what happened in Ms.Twomeys religion class?
No what happened?
Some kid came on and "Zoomed" (v.) everyone.
No what happened?
Some kid came on and "Zoomed" (v.) everyone.
by Chicken nuggets224 April 29, 2020
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