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Austin Wrecking Ball

A sexual act, in which the man, nearing the climax of particularly dirty sex, suddenly empties a bottle of celebratory champagne, smashes it on the ground, pulls out, and befouls the girl while yelling, "Biiiitch!"
After partying hard all night long, my boy Joey made like a Sex Panther and woke up the entire house by giving her the ol' Austin Wrecking Ball.
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wrecktitude 

how stoned you are (on a scale of zero to infinity)
Those brownies were awesome, man. Total wrecktitude!
wrecktitude by flyingdog November 2, 2008

Home-wrecking whore 

Someone (usually female) messes with your spouse, causing them to leave you.
K. Lovett is such a home-wrecking whore. I fucking hate her. She took a man away from his family. Fuck her.

Round the Wrekin 

Shropshire and Black Country (UK) slang for going the long way around. Can be meant figuratively or literally. Based on The Wrekin, a large hill. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wrekin#Folklore_and_customs
Sorry I'm late. I got on the wrong bus and it took me round the Wrekin!
Round the Wrekin by iffy456 January 5, 2009

wreckastow 

Vendor where CD's can be purchased
If you wanted to buy a Sam Cooke album, where would you go ?? A wreckastow
wreckastow by Big Kev-O January 20, 2009
see wizard rock.

a genre of music defined not by musical sound but lyrical content about j.k. rowling's "harry potter" series.
"we support wrocking and rowling" - the wizard rockumentary

switchblade kittens/the weird sisters, harry and the potters, draco and the malfoys, the whomping willows, the remus lupins, minstry of magic, dumbledork 3000, seamus and dean, hermione crookshanks experience, roonil wazlib

Home Wrecking Whore 

A woman (generally old, decrepit, ugly & hasn't aged to well) who knows a man is taken and has a girl, and still pursues the chance to mess up a happy home even if its a close friends husband. All because she herself has no self respect for her life, her own children or her dead husband.
Suzzy: Hey Debbie, I hear you are a Home Wrecking Whore these days?!

Debbie: Thats right Suzzy, after my husband had died, I was lonely and decided to go after a close friends husband, Jeff, and he took the bait!

Suzzy: Golly Debbie, you sure are clever! But I bet Kenny is sad now, knowing that you will be rotting in Hell for all eternity and not making it to Heaven with him... Oh well, at least Jeff will be in Hell right there with ya!

Debbie: Thats right Suzzy! We are both scums of the Earth that will rot!

Suzzy: Haha, oh Debbie you slay me!