It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug. 
"Aye you see that spanish wish video on porn yet?"
"Yeah that shit was so fucking hot lana Rhodes should do one bro!"
"Yeah that shit was so fucking hot lana Rhodes should do one bro!"
by BEPOPEBO October 16, 2021
Get the Spanish Wishmug. To give into animalistic desires, primarily for the purpose of revenge or out of hatred. Derived from the ending of the movie "The Long Walk"
by ButOneOfMyManyFaces October 13, 2025
Get the Wishing for the carbinemug. Wish
Wish is from App Shit who loves skateboarding video games good chewing gum and his sister Spade his real name is Rex or Rexy he is 15 and that’s all I guess
by gooii69 October 12, 2022
Get the Wishmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 4, 2025
Get the .µ.I Wish You The Best.µ.mug. A “Wish Maker” is a male companion that has a mind blowing head game. His oral ability to bring a woman to climax can’t be matched; not even by the most seasoned and experienced lesbians. A wish maker is very rare. Only a few are known to be in existence.
by Studly J Hungwell November 21, 2023
Get the Wish Makermug.