wishfisher 

A person who goes fishing for "Happy Birthday" wishes on social media. After receiving an initial round of good wishes (only because the people were reminded when they logged in), the wishfisher chums the waters with a "thank you" so others will remember to wish them a happy birthday, too.

Did you see Kyle's "Thanks for the birthday wishes" status update? He got 20 more happy birthdays because if it. He's such a wishfisher.

wishfisher by @VivaMurillo March 27, 2015

washdisher

An automatic electric dishwasher. In particular, the very least expensive model you could find at the local discount appliance store, which has only a timer dial with normal and long wash cycles (but no pre-wash) and a heated dry rocker switch (but no indicator light), closes with a spring-loaded slide latch, and has a white plastic interior with a telescoping penis center sprayer. Because when the old one finally stopped working, you couldn't afford to buy a fancy model with electronic touch controls and a whisper quiet motor and a stainless steel interior and adjustable multi-level racks and dual washer arms. The good news is that the brainless motor-driven cycle timer clock in your cheap washdisher will probably outlast several hundred dollars worth of replacements for failure-prone computer motherboards and electronic sensor elements for that outrageously expensive and hideously complicated dishwasher you didn't buy.

Mom: Where did you put the shika shika (carrot peeler)?
Pop: Look in the washdisher. I ran it last night before bed.

washdisher by flashlightfloyd July 4, 2009