Webstur

A college student who is generally regarded as being of below average in intelligence, having no athletic ability. Usually rich white kids whose parents bought their way into college but they will never really have to work after they graduate.

Dude, you're failing at life, stop being such a Webstur.

by ghost_writer1 June 9, 2011

Webster Diving

Flipping through a dictionary — preferably without looking — and sticking your finger onto the page to arrive at a random word. Can also be done online via touchpad. Useful when naming a band, blog, pet, or in the case of Brooklyn hipsters, human newborns. Other acceptable forms are Webster Dived or Webster-dove.

"Dude, we totally went Webster Diving all last night writing my concrete poetry tat."

by dm10003 May 8, 2012

Webster'd

Act of outsmarting someone by the use of specific facts and long incomprehensible words.

Idiot: bla bla bla
Non-idiot: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

Idiot: ...
Listener: Dude, you just got webster'd!

by Skillet324 June 13, 2012

Webster Travillian

Moist

Webster Travillian

by Twitchee December 6, 2012

webocracy

Like its predecessor, bureaucracy, webocracy means all of the forms, documentation and policies you need to wade through to get anything done. Webocracy is simply "lots of paperwork and wasted time", only online or via the Internet.

The patient tried to access her medical records via the new online system, but was confused and discouraged after wading through all of the webocracy.

by Wurdnurd November 15, 2013

webopath

Someone who is crazy addicted to the internet.
A person whose only life is on the internet.

web internet inet psycho psychopath crazy nutty nuts wacko kook online loner pathetic

That dude is such a webopath. web internet inet psycho psychopath crazy nutty nuts wacko kook online loner pathetic

by ToptoBottom February 25, 2014

webitor

A person who edits web pages.

We used to have this goofball webitor - he couldn't get simple English right.

by Shapeless March 20, 2015