Water on the rocks 

A nerdy way of saying water with ice.

I'm so hardcore I had three water on the rocks last night.

Water on the rocks by The pastamaster April 11, 2011

Water belly 

When you drink too much and you can feel the water moving around in your stomach. This use of the term water belly is in no way related to sheep-oriented diseases.

I drank a litre of water, and I have a water belly now.

Water belly by The water-belly September 9, 2012

Water Knot 

A puckered asshole that’s raw and sore from explosive shits.

That food poisoning just about blew out my pucker hole. I got a water knot.

I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.

Water Knot by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020

Water My Basil Plant 

When you decide to dip out of a discord call for at least 6 hours.

I'm going to water my basil Plant

Water My Basil Plant by Amongusussus December 12, 2022

Water bottle 

A fun word to use to start conversations and talks.

Water bottle
What ?
I was just bored and I wanted to talk to you
Oh ok how’s life

Water bottle by Popo water bottle May 31, 2023

water boner 

a boner caused by just being in water,nothing to arouse it.

when seth got in the pool he got a water boner and didnt want to come out.

water boner by bonermaster787 June 7, 2009

water whore

Someone who asks for water and ends up drinking it all
Someone who asks for a sip of water and ends up taking several gulps

Daniella :Hey Blake can I have some of your water?
Blake: Sure

* Daniella drinks all of it*
Blake : Daniella! You drank all my water

Riley :IKR Daniella is such a water whore

water whore by KJacks October 21, 2015