old bitch you wary

Being suddenly wary of having referred to the recently deceased as a "bitch"

You're at the funeral of a woman you didn't much like. In fact, she was a real turd and you know it. Perhaps she was the nun who slapped your hands with a ruler when you were in Catholic school. As you walk past the casket you mumble to yourself "I'm glad you're dead, you old bitch" and you are. But suddenly you notice that people are looking at you. You may have said that a little too loudly. Or maybe they can just read lips, you really can't be sure. In that moment when you realize something may be amiss, you are officially old bitch you wary.

by zombies8 October 8, 2011

hardy wardy

boner that u can see through ur clothes

shaun had a hardy wardy in physics
zach has a hardy wardy when he talks to liz

by Torat October 29, 2007

The Warning

A diss track by Eminem that made mariah Carey quit singing

Dude #1: yo did you hear the warning ?!
Dude #2 yeah mariah’s career is over !!!

by Eminemstan17 January 5, 2021

Thirty Second Warning

The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.

brb man, Thirty Second Warning

by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011

One finger warning shot

A way off keeping your sunburned friends in check, by slapping their burn with one finger.

Dan: my sunburn hurts so bad

Steve: quit complaining about it

Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)

(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)

Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.

by Captainjack August 7, 2013

A Japanese Warning Shot

A shot said to be a warning shot but instead hits it's intended target the first time.

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer

"The only use for an atomic bomb is to keep somebody else from using one." - George Wald

"The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb." -P. J. O'Rourke

Harry S. Truman: How are we gonna deal with these Japs?
Albert Einstein: Give 'em the Japanese Warning Shot.
Harry S. Truman: What's that?
Albert Einstein: Check what I just posted on Urban Dictionary fam.
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Land Owner: Got all these idiets stealin stuff from my land
Friend: Just give 'em A Japanese Warning Shot.
Land Owner: *proceeds to shoot the stealing 'idiets'*

by Smol Meme Account January 11, 2017

warn

1.an action that is taken on the internet to put someone in check!
2.to put someone in their place electronically
3.to inform one that they are not cool

Hey watch i'm going to warn him up the whazoo

by tweek December 19, 1999