verbally transmitted disease

Any nonphysical disease that is spread by people saying meaningless and inoffensive things.

This guy is spreading his verbally transmitted disease to everyone!

by Givmefweedum October 7, 2021

ninja verbal assault

Related to term "Buckminsterfullerene":
"This is a word that can be used to confuse other people, or distract them. Also has hilarious results when used in conversation to replace a noun."

Great way to fuck with people. Be careful with fat girls and republicans, young grasshopper. How do you conquer what is already worthless and useless?

See also loatharz.

Biff, while eating a tasty BLT: "I just learned that my mom has end stage renal disease and won't survive without a transplant."
Hungry Doug: "Baltimore these days is all chicken shacks and hair weavers." (Doug steals Biff's BLT while Biff is WTFing)

fat girl: "If you're not busy this weekend, we should have drinks."
verbal ninja: "Baked beans in my ass, trailer mustard in my crotch."
fat girl: "Yum! Pick you up at 8!"
(ninja verbal assault failed)

Republican fuck: "George W. Bush is fantastic."
verbal ninja: (head collapses in on itself at the utterance of such fucking nonsense. The warrior is bested. All your bases are belong to us.)

by thomag jeffersol May 12, 2009

Non Verbal Communication

1)Subliminal Morse from the bones clicking in the ear either brain to brain or Atmospheric
2)Secret language inherent to the white females and minority males

Using Wiccan and black magic Non Verbal Communication--They can talk without being heard

by Lane Diamond November 19, 2016

verbal ball massage

Verb

Definition: To be overly kind to a person just because you work with them.

Tyson is really good at giving verbal ball massage, made them feel all sorts of happy even though they just pushed up our deadline to tomorrow

by Snuffi August 23, 2022

Verbal Diarrhoea-ed

Verb
Past tense of verbal diarrhoea
When you don't shut up for at least 5 minutes about one thing or another.

"*Talking about literally anything*"
"OMG, stop!"
"What?"
"You verbal diarrhoea-ed me!"

by Banana Potato Pancakes November 14, 2020

verbal death arrow

1. An innocuous comment made during conversation showing surprise at a celebrity's continued existence. This comment will lead to said celebrity's death within a week. A verbal death arrow will never miss entirely. Sometimes a celebrity will survive the arrow sustaining only injury or illness. While other times the arrow will miss and strike an unsuspecting celebrity.

2. A similar comment made about a celebrity couple's continued relationship which will inevitably lead to their separation.

1a. I can't believe (celebrity's name) is still alive.
1b. Chrissy launched the verbal death arrow at him.

2. They're still together after 10 years, amazing.

by Orangechocolateman December 1, 2010

narcissistic verbal diarrhea

1. When someone waits for their chance to talk about themselves.

2. When someone takes a conversation in a different direction so they can talk about themselves.

3. When someone takes a conversation backwards so they can add something else about themselves.

Interesting story bro. It reminds me of the time when I did something similar. If I didn't do it I know someone that did it or did something similar probably better than you or whoever you're talking about. No that was not interesting and you may want to go to a Dr. and get checked for narcissistic verbal diarrhea before someone gives you a Wichita Barn Burner with a side of Duck Butter.

by wintercoates May 23, 2016