verbally transmitted disease

Any nonphysical disease that is spread by people saying meaningless and inoffensive things.

This guy is spreading his verbally transmitted disease to everyone!

by Givmefweedum October 7, 2021

ninja verbal assault

Related to term "Buckminsterfullerene":
"This is a word that can be used to confuse other people, or distract them. Also has hilarious results when used in conversation to replace a noun."

Great way to fuck with people. Be careful with fat girls and republicans, young grasshopper. How do you conquer what is already worthless and useless?

See also loatharz.

Biff, while eating a tasty BLT: "I just learned that my mom has end stage renal disease and won't survive without a transplant."
Hungry Doug: "Baltimore these days is all chicken shacks and hair weavers." (Doug steals Biff's BLT while Biff is WTFing)

fat girl: "If you're not busy this weekend, we should have drinks."
verbal ninja: "Baked beans in my ass, trailer mustard in my crotch."
fat girl: "Yum! Pick you up at 8!"
(ninja verbal assault failed)

Republican fuck: "George W. Bush is fantastic."
verbal ninja: (head collapses in on itself at the utterance of such fucking nonsense. The warrior is bested. All your bases are belong to us.)

by thomag jeffersol May 12, 2009

Non Verbal Communication

1)Subliminal Morse from the bones clicking in the ear either brain to brain or Atmospheric
2)Secret language inherent to the white females and minority males

Using Wiccan and black magic Non Verbal Communication--They can talk without being heard

by Lane Diamond November 19, 2016

Severe Verbal Diarrhea

When someone talks non stop.

Most often seen when someone had too much sugar or caffeine.

Emily: So today...and so ya...like...who cares...I don't even know..shut up...NO WAY...
Tim: .................
Emily: Are you even listening?!?!?
Tim: Ummm....no....but...I think you have Severe Verbal Diarrhea...
Emily: No I don't!...(goes on talking non stop)

by BlabberMouthe December 2, 2009

verbal death arrow

1. An innocuous comment made during conversation showing surprise at a celebrity's continued existence. This comment will lead to said celebrity's death within a week. A verbal death arrow will never miss entirely. Sometimes a celebrity will survive the arrow sustaining only injury or illness. While other times the arrow will miss and strike an unsuspecting celebrity.

2. A similar comment made about a celebrity couple's continued relationship which will inevitably lead to their separation.

1a. I can't believe (celebrity's name) is still alive.
1b. Chrissy launched the verbal death arrow at him.

2. They're still together after 10 years, amazing.

by Orangechocolateman December 1, 2010

Random Verbal Assassination

When two people are arguing, and out of the blue, a random person walks by and agrees with one person, and makes the other person feel like an idiot so that they stop talking about the subject entirely.

I was arguing with Jason the other day, and some jerk walks by and out of the blue, performs a random verbal assassination on me and makes me feel like a complete f**ktard

by ExtremeTacos November 6, 2010

Verbal T Leaf

Someone who steals other people's banter/sayings. a Verbal T leaf.

He's been saying "snoogins" all the time, such a Verbal T Leaf

by Jill Content June 22, 2008