vagEinstein

Pronounced: Vaj-Einstein.

A guy who is a genius with regards to female sexual anatomy.

I started dating Billy because Laura said he was a real vagEinstein. Turns out he's just 'OK' in the sack.

by M. A. S. February 26, 2008

small vagina

A small vagina is when someone says they have a big dick (and they don’t) and you have to defend yourself and say you have a small vagina

Boy: I have a big dick
Girl: no you don’t, I have a small vagina

by Littleperson1601 October 21, 2017

bob and vagana

When an Indian man sees a nice pair of breasts and vagina to go with it he might ask for a pic but with English not being his first language he might spell it bob and vagana

Hallo hot guru that is nic can I see more pics of Bob and vagana?

by Bapa wizard the trill June 1, 2018

puffy vagina

A vagina with a large a bush and prominent outer labia.

She has a Puffy Vagina or end of Rick and morty season 1 episode 3

by the c lad April 9, 2017

vagina

also known as the "pussy" its most commonly found in the southern region of the female body, feeding mainly on dicks and tampons, occasionally fingers, tongues, and dildos. its natural pray, the penis, penetrates the vagina with it's stealth attack while the pussy's only defense mechanism is its fatal grip, repeatedly choking the wang until it throws up. non-domestic vaginas roam wild and free in some isolated areas called BUSHES

he stuck his penis in her vagina

by porkchop842 July 28, 2009

vagina mongrel

Mongrel is defined as mixed ancestry. Vagina Mongrel is defined as a vagina used up by many different races of cock. They are experts when it comes to crime scene investigations by tasting dried semen off of the floor to identify the origin of the specimen. Vagina Mongrels often find unsuspecting males of the preteen age range. They lure them in with promises of popsicles and candy. Vagina Mongrels originate from French Canadia and have been rejected by all surrounding areas due to the high risk of catching the Vagina Mongrels STDs. They are experts in fauxkaki, a bukaki knock off consisting of the Vagina Mongrel in the middle of several boys jizzing only in the eyes and ears of the Mongrel.

I was involved in some trickeration from that Vagina Mongrel! Now my cock is on fire, Thanks Sara!

by japirish February 2, 2009

vagina whisperer

Someone who has very special skills when it comes to stimulating the female vagina.

Girl #1 "That guy last night gave me a whole new meaning to the word orgasm"

Girl #2 "Sounds like he must have been a real vagina whisperer"

by p mammen July 30, 2012