Jovule unit

A Jovule unit is the standard unit of measure for measuring units.

Person 1: How many jovule units is that? Person 2: I don't know, ask ivan.

by Spewangeman July 21, 2021

Hand Unit

The asshole who autocorrected “Michael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict”

Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

Ethanol Consumption Unit

This is what Oxford and Cambridge Candidates call a beer bong

May I take part in downing a hearty pint of ale in your Ethanol Consumption Unit

by Fwaaanks December 1, 2011

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

by cheerful ox April 9, 2022

Hauck Unit

The ghettoist gayngsters in Genevea. Composed of Oliver, D-pak, and Terence. All have penis sizes of less than 3 nm (10 to the power of minus 9). Oliver the leader raps about as good as a walking cock hole.

Hauck Unit

by Vincent December 16, 2003

The Moon Unit

Similar to the G Unit the Moon Unit is a group of people that are space cadets.Crazy people who make alot of jokes. The group originated at Sobey's Head Office in Nova Scotia.

Man those people are crazy. Yea they're the Moon Unit

by Rob Mason October 20, 2006

Varchester United

The Manchester United side in the 20/21 season. Headed by Bruno Penandes. Scammed penalties from every touch in the box

Christ did you see the Varchester United game?
Who scored for them? Obviously Penandes

by bendover8567 October 28, 2020