twacked out

when you've been up for forever on meth and are starting to trip hardcore - ie, when your face is beginning to become one giant open bleeding sore from picking at it.

"damn, i am so twacked out, i plucked until i dont have any eyebrows left."
"your pupils are so big you dont have any color in them - you're hella twacked out."
"for the last time, that is a MINIVAN, not the FBI - quit getting so damned twacked out!"

by The KKK December 21, 2004

Twattage Cheese

(n). synonymous with pussy cheese, slang for the white discharge often found in an unkempt pussy.

Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal, that girl so nasty, she got some twattage cheese in that meat taco.

by Igor Beaver January 12, 2009

tit for twat

When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.

Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.

by Nicnoc June 18, 2011

twatster

A derogatory term for the pretentious hipster. Originated in the UK.

I tried to go to the concert last Sunday but the venue was filled with freakin twatsters!

by SFM 4eva! July 19, 2005

twatgobbler

One who gobbles twats and digs it fo sho!!

Since I enjoy eating pussy more than anything in the world, I suppose that makes me a twatgobbler.

by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006

twat snuffler

To bury one's face into someone's twat in a manner that results in a snorting sound.

Every time the cat snuffles her twat you can her the snort across the room..."that damn twat snuffler"

by G. Edward September 14, 2008

Twaffle House

Any place inhabited by a large number of twat waffles.

Dude, this place is a Twaffle House, let's bounce.

by mersidotes November 9, 2006