twatgobbler

One who gobbles twats and digs it fo sho!!

Since I enjoy eating pussy more than anything in the world, I suppose that makes me a twatgobbler.

by Nickdawgus May 01, 2006

testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler

One who creates a funny feeling in another's scrotum by lightly tickling said subject's testicles.

She goes far beyond just giving good head or a great handjob. That girl's a straight testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler.

by Nickdawgus May 01, 2006

peter puffin' pooper pounder

A man who not only administers fellatio to another man, but also pushes his poop by means of anal buggery.

Uncreative chav: "Yer a fookin' homo!"

Down muthafucka: "Can it, ya peter puffin' pooper pounder!"

by Nickdawgus May 01, 2006

nookie rag

Rag, towel, napkin, or other item used to wipe sexual secretions from cocks, twats, and bodies after sex.

Hey, baby, hand me the nookie rag. And don't forget to wipe that jism off your chin.

by Nickdawgus May 01, 2006

queerbin

A noun used for a wimpy homo, also used for very studious, whiny assholes who could possibly be gay.

"That guy's a fuckin' queerbin!"

by Nickdawgus May 01, 2006