trouser snake venom 

Ejaculate

"She got a face full of trouser snake venom."

trouser snake venom by The worst English student January 21, 2022

Trouser Trout

A penis..a dick..a cock.

It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣

Trouser Trout by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023

shiny-trousered 

Pej. - Describing a bald ponce with a penchant for camp clothing.

Big gay Jon is a shiny-trousered gimp.

shiny-trousered by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Alabama trouser trout

When a guy gets done cumming

And puts it in his pants without cleaning up and his wiggly stick gets stuck to his pants

Blake was in such a hurry he didn't clean up his wiggly stick and his wiggly stick got stuck and dried to his pants , he had such an Alabama trouser trout

Alabama trouser trout by Jigglykayak February 8, 2018

Brown trouser Monday 

The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.

Joe: did you get that work in?

Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”

Brown trouser Monday by DingleDog August 4, 2020

alabama trouser snake 

What my dad calls his penis

"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"

alabama trouser snake by Brodie helmet July 3, 2023

trouser tent 

a tent made in the trouser department being held up by ones pork sword aka cock

wow trev thats a fuckoff trouser tent u got there

trouser tent by darryn,marshy,dan October 13, 2006