one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

I Root-a-Toot and it Stank a Dank

When someone farts really bad, and it smells very, very bad!!

Katie:Dude...I root-a-toot and it stank a dank!
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO BAD!!
Janae: WHere is the air freshener?

by StankyDanky March 2, 2008

TWATTY TOOT

fat vagina

"I could see her twatty toot through her pants!"

by Steppy Step October 6, 2008

A roodly toot toot toot

A word used in a sarcastic or demeaning tone to mimmic a person or subject. usually used by less intelligent life forms who do not know you to make normal conversation.

Cameron -"Pubg is so much better than Fortnite, how could you even like that game?"
" Oooo my name is Cameron and i play no skill games like Pubg A Roodly toot toot toot"

by Damoxd May 14, 2018

Root Toot

When you fart in someone’s pussy.

“Give er the ole Root Toot!”

by SavageSara July 28, 2018

Tater Toot

When you put some dumbass in the oven and they come out soggy

Ahh, hell, i tried to cook my friends daughter and it pulled a tater toot on me. Samantha, how do i clean this bitch up and spill the news to Mark?

by The.Zodiac.Tickler June 8, 2016

blue toot

A fart that smells like flowers and spices, unlike the rotten eggs and popcorn of the dreaded green gas variety

She farted so loudly the sofa shook and I braced myself, but in the end it was a blue toot.

by Tomonia February 23, 2015